Did you hear that knock at your door?

I think you did. C'mon answer it.

Go ahead - its only me. You're not afraid of me, are you? You shouldn't be. I spent alot of time on this. I'm waiting.

Look I have a package under my arm just for you. Everyone likes packages. You love deliveries. You know you want to see what it is and who its from. It's something special; I'll tell you that.

I wrapped it myself. Just for you. You know its your favorite paper and your favorite color.

Are you going to make me knock again? Please don't. I get awfully impatient. We can't have anybody see me now can we? So please hurry.

See my uniform? Doesn't that inspire trust? It should. I spent a long time making it. I think it looks pretty good. Good enough anyway. Everyone else trusted it.

And my nametag. Can't you see I'm wearing a nametag? You can always trust a guy with a nametag, can't you? It's not my name but does that matter?

If you look really hard you can see my truck parked in the street. It looks real doesn't it?

And I even put a phone number on the side. Would a bad guy put a phone number on his truck? And look at that smiley face. Everyone trusts a smiley face, right?

They're only magnets. I'll pull them off as soon as we are done. I don't think you'll mind.

Please answer the door. I've waited a long time for this. I don't have much more time. Do you know how long I've been watching you; getting your schedule down?

I know you're home. I've looked at my notes. There's no one with you, is there? I think I can hear your footsteps. Hurry up.

I promise I won't be long. I've gotten faster. Now it takes me all of about 5 minutes to finish. That's fast right? I think it is. Maybe I can be faster today.

C'mon please hurry. There's not much time left.

I can see the light change in the peep hole. I know you are watching me. I'm just a delivery man. Look at my smile.

No, sorry, I can't leave the package. You have to sign. That's the story anyway. It always works.

And I'll just need to step inside. I'll tell you I'll wait for you to go put my package down. But I won't. I'll just step inside and shut the door. I'll wait for you just inside the door as to not alarm you.

Ah, I hear the deadbolt turn. Any second now. You'll be so surprised.

Visit my homepage here