Xomba Severe Team's Xombytes

Fay vs. The First Coast As many of you might be aware Xomba HQ is facing a tropical storm warning for the next 24 hours. Our Xomba special alert weather team is on the scene to bring you the most accurate accounts of every raindrop and leaf that touches the ground.

Tropical Storm Fay continues to move like an old man at a Golden Corral Buffet. The National Hurricane Center is still predicting Fay to take a northwest curve over the next several hours. Local weather stations are still reporting the end of the world. Debates range from not using your generator in your house to how to properly cannibalize your neighbors if the need arises.

Welcome to Xomba's (non)Severe weather team's ongoing coverage of tropical storm(not quite a hurricane) Fay.

Welcome to Xomba's (non)Severe weather team's ongoing coverage of tropical storm(not quite a hurricane) Fay.

Welcome to Xomba's (non)Severe weather team's ongoing coverage of tropical storm(not quite a hurricane) Fay.

It is now 2:30pm est Thursday, wind has reached speeds of 30-40mph with a steady rain. We have a total rainfall of about 1 inch over the last 24 hours.

Welcome to Xomba's (non)Severe weather team's ongoing coverage of tropical storm(not quite a hurricane) Fay.

It appears we're in our 1,500th hour of our special alert coverage of Tropical Storm Fay. It's Friday morning around 11am EST